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EASTERN BLOC Mail Order Bride 5: SUPER SEXY GUEST ROOM RELATIONSHIP with WIFE (International Dating)
THE FINE ART OF INTERNATIONAL MARRIAGE: Tanja, my new (super sexy, blonde) foreign mail order bride, is a witty Eastern European tease in bed after our confusingly quick nuptials. This is an American artist’s spontaneous (internet-based) MARRIAGE DOCUMENTARY — in the bedroom of all places! In retrospect, meeting (and marrying) beautiful, hot and sexy foreign mail order brides is ‘relatively’ easy: LIVING WITH THEM is where things quickly become difficult (if not impossible)! (Can you tell if Tanja is Belarusian, Russian, Georgian, Ukrainian, Romanian, Polish, Czech, Moldovan or Croatian?) As crazy as it is NOT to know Tanja’s nationality … it’s an exciting shock to learn (in this episode) she’s intimately familiar with Vlad the Impaler (Transylvania, 1431-1476) — NOW our crazy, neck-biting, Dracula-esque fun makes MORE sense. (I find myself wondering, is Tanja … Romanian … by blood?) It’s CLEAR I don’t understand Tanja much of the time, yet I can’t get enough of her madness: her quirky, charming humor and mysterious, foreign ways (as well as a shared love of history) captivate me. I was reckless when I set out to find a mail order wife, preoccupied with an artistic curiosity: since then, I have speed-dated and speed-wed a mysterious, attractive, brilliant (former soviet-bloc) woman in only a few dizzying weeks! FILMING this marital craziness with Tanja reinforces how foolish I am … and although waking up next to her brings a whole NEW day of missteps, mishaps, miscues, mysteries and misunderstandings … I wouldn’t miss this FOR the WORLD! Despite Tanja’s decent grasp of English, I suspect she sometimes deliberately mishears my words (and their meanings); on other occasions she seems genuinely perplexed by my English — though amused enough by our verbal chaos to laugh at herself (and ME)! I’m familiar with the stereotype that Russian, Ukrainian and Eastern European women will often bring out the best in cultured, educated western men: now that I’m living with Tanja, I would agree she’s a high octane burst of culture — with NO down time! I loved lounging in bed with Tanja in this episode, talking history, life and nonsense: it showcases both her alluring wit and our sensual play, I think. (Without question, filming Tanja dumbs down our collective IQ, though often as not we forget about the camera in the end; perhaps then we talk as naturally as we do when the camera isn’t present!) Still hard to believe I’ve wound up with a sultry-sexy East European bride: Tanja — a beautiful … blond … wife … complete with mesmerizing accent … classic hourglass figure … mile-long, sexy legs … and enough wit and intellect to keep ANY man in his place! Clowning around in our guest room for this episode was an exciting American-style ‘Jeopardy’ of European FACT, FEELING and FICTION! My insatiable urge to combine my marriage with my art — through film AND notoriety in the bedroom — makes this a guest room makeover with CURVES unlike any other! (I recommend dating several international women before committing to marry one –as I did –through the 90 day K-1 visa. Marrying a foreign fiancé / fiancee is NOT something to undertake lightly: her emigration should be good for her too!) Newly married, blonde, neck-biting vampire fun –as in THIS video — is optional! (Relationship advice for Russian, Ukrainian and Eastern European women — as well as their American husbands-to-be: proverbial pillow talk can help newlyweds from radically different countries cross the international language barrier in record time … and make up for what is lost in translation!) In MY case, pairing an irreverent visual-based artist with a sexy, other-worldly (vampire) bride — while losing Vlad the Impaler AND turning off the lights — creates ART to be broadcast on YouTube! (Now as far as our PILLOW fight … and those bed-to-bed walls…)
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Duration : 0:9:51
EASTERN BLOC Mail Order Bride 13: NITPICKING a SEXY, SEXY, SEXY ARGUMENT (1) (International Dating)
Friction in the bedroom between Tanja, a new MAIL ORDER BRIDE, and her American husband. (Part 1) A personal (and fairly intimate) marriage DOCUMENTARY about my NEW and SEXY FOREIGN WIFE in our second month of marriage. Tanja brings up the subject of BUYER’S REMORSE in this spontaneous episode, in response to my COLD FEET regarding our brand-new LEGAL (!) marital status. My previous relationships didn’t suffer from such creative nitpicking, but I admit I’ve grown fond of Tanja’s constant, sexy banter — over time, that is..! I assume that in general, new Russian and East European wives enjoy a constant, if mild, marital friction — a cultural peculiarity American men might eventually become accustomed to … and even learn to savor. I’ve found the highly anticipated language barrier is seductively chaotic … though I’m grateful Tanja has a reasonable grasp of English, as I don’t understand her own language at ALL — I cannot even identify WHAT language it IS! As an artist, I’ve found it helpful to celebrate the profound confusion of my new marriage by filming it, rather than becoming increasingly flustered and lost in Tanja’s chaos. In effect, Tanja has become my greatest art project EVER: my LIVE MODEL … my ART … my scintillating, living, breathing, seductive, post-communist, train-wreck of a video … ARTWORK. They say life is an artist’s complicated canvas: I’ve never felt more certain of this than NOW, being newly married to Tanja, filming every (crazy-foreign) nuance that comes out of her ever-fascinating mouth. I’m slowly realizing I’m Tanja’s ART PROJECT as well — she’s a much more masterful and conniving puppeteer than I am! So … find LOVE in Eastern Europe, but EXPECT misunderstandings … when your insanely GLOBAL relationship culminates … in a confusingly quick wedding and accented, artsy honeymoon! (Meet and marry beautiful, impossibly sexy foreign mail order brides TODAY — but use CAUTION TOMORROW, when you wake up sober! American Men can all too easily meet, date and speed-wed Eastern European women on-line: check potential compatibilities FIRST before buying your wife — lest you suffer buyer’s remorse … on a CONTINENTAL SCALE!)
The INTERNATIONAL dating WORLD … in Tanja-SPEAK:
(0:24) “The FIRST month is the HONEYMOON; the SECOND month is the STORMY ARGUE — ARGUING — NITPICK — NITPICKING ..!”
(0:43) Tanja on my FLAWS … (Thank god for ARTISTIC LICENSE: as an artist, it’s ASSUMED my FLAWS are AS important as my talents..!)
(2:09) Tanja on the DIFFERENT BODY TYPES of mail order brides …
** (UNTIL OUR NEXT VIDEO UPDATE: a heartfelt THANK YOU to our PASSIONATE FANS … who’ve WATCHED us, WRITTEN us and posted COMMENTS about us! I’m afraid Tanja and I have been unable to write back on an individual basis, but PLEASE KNOW we’re both touched by your notes from Australia, the United States, Europe and the world over!) **
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Duration : 0:10:0
EASTERN BLOC Mail Order Bride 32: TIRED, SLEEPY, SEXY ARGUMENT with WIFE (1) (International Dating)
A MODERN MARRIAGE DOCUMENTARY about a MAIL ORDER BRIDE and HER AMERICAN HUSBAND: (part 1) This bittersweet argument has somehow led to a sleep-deprived (and perhaps temporary) goodbye to Tanja, my new, ultra foreign wife, after an electrifying but rocky 3 – 4 month marriage. I deeply regret being tired and flippant while filming episodes 32 and 33, as well as my stubborn refusal to take Tanja’s anger seriously. This strained marriage is the zenith of East Meets West: an artist’s ’salary’ is hardly enough to sustain a mail order wife with high European fashion tastes– a point which I unintentionally (and starkly) illustrate in this spontaneous video! In retrospect, buying an Eastern European Wife is relatively easy … compared to the morass of complications and misunderstandings which logically follow the marriage itself! (WILD I still don’t know whether Tanja is Russian, Georgian, Ukrainian, Romanian, Baltic, Moldovan, Polish, Czech, Belarusian, Bulgarian, Croation, Serbian or Finnish — sometimes it seems she’s ALL of these nationalities, combined!) I would advise American men to meet and marry beautiful, sexy, foreign mail order brides with caution: Eastern and Western criteria for marriage (often as not) come from mutually opposing points of view. Date and wed exotic, difficult, FUN, Eastern European Women for the EXCITEMENT, but resign yourself to HUGE cultural misunderstandings that can grow exponentially by the day! I have personally found international brides speak English well during the wedding and honeymoon phase, but afterwards… even the simplest communication … becomes increasingly difficult — if not impossible! That being said, meeting a new foreign bride through the WONDERS of IMMIGRATION is truly an extraordinary experience … rivaling anything I’ve ever done artistically and/or personally! IMPORTANT ADVICE: I recommend corresponding with, then dating, several international women before committing to marry one, through the 90 day U.S. K-1 visa! Marrying a foreign fiancé / fiancee is NOT something to undertake as lightly as I have done (as this documentary unintentionally proves): the marriage should be mutually beneficial! A great sense of humor on the part of BOTH bride and groom is paramount … even if this lifeline proves to be … out of sync sometimes!
** (UNTIL OUR NEXT VIDEO UPDATE: a heartfelt THANK YOU to our PASSIONATE FANS … who’ve WATCHED us, WRITTEN us and posted COMMENTS about us! I’m afraid Tanja and I have been unable to write back on an individual basis, but PLEASE KNOW we’re both touched by your notes from Australia, the United States, Europe and the world over!) **
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Duration : 0:10:0
EASTERN BLOC Mail Order Bride 19: MEETING FOR COFFEE (International Dating)
Meeting Tanja, my new INTERNATIONAL Mail Order Bride, for coffee, to discuss whether she is FALLING in LOVE with me. An INTERNET DOCUMENTARY by an AMERICAN HUSBAND: (Is there LOVE after our quick WEDDING and smoking HOT HONEYMOON?) (MEET, CAFFEINATE and MARRY BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, FOREIGN MAIL ORDER BRIDES!) (Bridge the awkward language barrier with your new Eastern European Wife … buy a Steamy Latte!)
** (UNTIL OUR NEXT VIDEO UPDATE: a heartfelt THANK YOU to our PASSIONATE FANS … who’ve WATCHED us, WRITTEN us and posted COMMENTS about us! I’m afraid Tanja and I have been unable to write back on an individual basis, but PLEASE KNOW we’re both touched by your notes from Australia, the United States, Europe and the world over!) **
*** (WE’VE GREATLY APPRECIATED having our videos EMBEDDED in OTHER WEB SITES by loyal fans: THANK YOU!) ***
Duration : 0:9:59
EASTERN BLOC Mail Order Bride 10: NEWLYWED BRIDE DOING HER SEXY LAUNDRY (International Dating)
Tanja, my new FOREIGN Mail Order Bride, does our laundry ‘American Style’. A MODERN MARRIAGE DOCUMENTARY: (Date and SPEED-WED East European Women who make LAUNDRY the SEXIEST experience you’ve ever had!) (Incidentally, can you tell if Tanja is Belarusian, Russian, Georgian, Ukrainian, Czech, Romanian, Polish, Moldovan or Finnish?) (American men can all too easily MEET SEXY, HARD WORKING EASTERN EUROPEAN WOMEN for a quick WEDDING and a fast HONEYMOON: HOWEVER, it is IMPORTANT to MEET and MARRY BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, FOREIGN MAIL ORDER BRIDES who KNOW how to DO your laundry!) (INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS are TRICKY BALANCES of POWER: make CERTAIN you STIPULATE in the BEGINNING that SHE will be doing the LAUNDRY!) (Russian, Ukrainian and other International Women make HOT, INTELLIGENT BRIDES … and MANY perversely “LOVE the LAUNDROMAT”!) (IMPORTANT: I RECOMMEND dating SEVERAL international women BEFORE committing to MARRY one, through the 90 day K-1 visa!) (Marrying a foreign fiancé / fiancee is NOT something to undertake lightly: IMMIGRATION should be good for HER too — LAUNDRY aside!)
** (UNTIL OUR NEXT VIDEO UPDATE: a heartfelt THANK YOU to our PASSIONATE FANS … who’ve WATCHED us, WRITTEN us and posted COMMENTS about us! I’m afraid Tanja and I have been unable to write back on an individual basis, but PLEASE KNOW we’re both touched by your notes from Australia, the United States, Europe and the world over!) **
*** (WE’VE GREATLY APPRECIATED having our videos EMBEDDED in OTHER WEB SITES by loyal fans: THANK YOU!) ***
Duration : 0:7:52