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EASTERN BLOC Mail Order Bride 5: SUPER SEXY GUEST ROOM RELATIONSHIP with WIFE (International Dating)
THE FINE ART OF INTERNATIONAL MARRIAGE: Tanja, my new (super sexy, blonde) foreign mail order bride, is a witty Eastern European tease in bed after our confusingly quick nuptials. This is an American artist’s spontaneous (internet-based) MARRIAGE DOCUMENTARY — in the bedroom of all places! In retrospect, meeting (and marrying) beautiful, hot and sexy foreign mail order brides is ‘relatively’ easy: LIVING WITH THEM is where things quickly become difficult (if not impossible)! (Can you tell if Tanja is Belarusian, Russian, Georgian, Ukrainian, Romanian, Polish, Czech, Moldovan or Croatian?) As crazy as it is NOT to know Tanja’s nationality … it’s an exciting shock to learn (in this episode) she’s intimately familiar with Vlad the Impaler (Transylvania, 1431-1476) — NOW our crazy, neck-biting, Dracula-esque fun makes MORE sense. (I find myself wondering, is Tanja … Romanian … by blood?) It’s CLEAR I don’t understand Tanja much of the time, yet I can’t get enough of her madness: her quirky, charming humor and mysterious, foreign ways (as well as a shared love of history) captivate me. I was reckless when I set out to find a mail order wife, preoccupied with an artistic curiosity: since then, I have speed-dated and speed-wed a mysterious, attractive, brilliant (former soviet-bloc) woman in only a few dizzying weeks! FILMING this marital craziness with Tanja reinforces how foolish I am … and although waking up next to her brings a whole NEW day of missteps, mishaps, miscues, mysteries and misunderstandings … I wouldn’t miss this FOR the WORLD! Despite Tanja’s decent grasp of English, I suspect she sometimes deliberately mishears my words (and their meanings); on other occasions she seems genuinely perplexed by my English — though amused enough by our verbal chaos to laugh at herself (and ME)! I’m familiar with the stereotype that Russian, Ukrainian and Eastern European women will often bring out the best in cultured, educated western men: now that I’m living with Tanja, I would agree she’s a high octane burst of culture — with NO down time! I loved lounging in bed with Tanja in this episode, talking history, life and nonsense: it showcases both her alluring wit and our sensual play, I think. (Without question, filming Tanja dumbs down our collective IQ, though often as not we forget about the camera in the end; perhaps then we talk as naturally as we do when the camera isn’t present!) Still hard to believe I’ve wound up with a sultry-sexy East European bride: Tanja — a beautiful … blond … wife … complete with mesmerizing accent … classic hourglass figure … mile-long, sexy legs … and enough wit and intellect to keep ANY man in his place! Clowning around in our guest room for this episode was an exciting American-style ‘Jeopardy’ of European FACT, FEELING and FICTION! My insatiable urge to combine my marriage with my art — through film AND notoriety in the bedroom — makes this a guest room makeover with CURVES unlike any other! (I recommend dating several international women before committing to marry one –as I did –through the 90 day K-1 visa. Marrying a foreign fiancé / fiancee is NOT something to undertake lightly: her emigration should be good for her too!) Newly married, blonde, neck-biting vampire fun –as in THIS video — is optional! (Relationship advice for Russian, Ukrainian and Eastern European women — as well as their American husbands-to-be: proverbial pillow talk can help newlyweds from radically different countries cross the international language barrier in record time … and make up for what is lost in translation!) In MY case, pairing an irreverent visual-based artist with a sexy, other-worldly (vampire) bride — while losing Vlad the Impaler AND turning off the lights — creates ART to be broadcast on YouTube! (Now as far as our PILLOW fight … and those bed-to-bed walls…)
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52 Free Issues To Do With Your Associate On Date Night Time
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One of the things that works to keep relationships alive is spending high quality time with each other. In this day of the knowledge age, it is changing into increasingly difficult to carve out the mandatory time to nurture our relationships. What with lengthy work hours, serving to children with their homework, transporting them round to their extracurricular actions, getting dinner, cleansing up and going by means of the bedtime routine, what time is left?
Unless you orchestrate the time to your relationship, different less important things will crowd in and take what treasured little time you do have. Choose an evening that can be “date evening” along with your associate and make a sport out of being as inventive as you’ll be able to be. Try to see how many issues you are able to do without spending money.
To get you began, I’ve give you some solutions that can assist you for the next year. What follows are fifty two ideas for the way to spend creative time collectively with out spending money. Be at liberty so as to add or modify any of the objects on the record to suit your particular relationship and circumstances.
WINTER
1. Take a drive to look at the Christmas decorations.
2. Play playing cards—maybe strip poker.
3. Watch a film together.
4. Go outside and have a snowball fight.
5. Get some finger paints and create your individual physique artwork with each other as your canvass.
6. Go sleigh riding.
7. Go ice skating.
8. Work out or exercise together.
9. Stage your own improvisation show.
10. Sing to every other.
11. Review or create a photo album or scrapbook of your memories together.
12. Play a board sport—perhaps chess, Scrabble or Twister.
13. Go to a guide store, get espresso and browse for hours.
SPRING
14. Work on a reworking venture together.
15. Plan and full a yard work venture together.
16. Do the spring cleaning together—room by room. When carried out, reward yourself by making love in the room you’ve cleaned.
17. Put on outdated clothes and dirt wrestle after some drenching rain.
18. Give one another a massage.
19. Play catch—football, baseball, softball or Frisbee.
20. Go to a automobile vendor and check drive the automobile of your dreams.
21. Shoot basketball together.
22. Dance together.
23. Take a bathe collectively and wash one another—everywhere.
24. Take a free grownup schooling class together.
25. Go to a mall and have a contest to see which one of you can get essentially the most free samples.
26. Go rollerblading or bike riding.
SUMMER
27. Construct a campfire and roast marshmallows.
28. Go swimming or skinny dipping.
29. Give one another a manicure or pedicure.
30. Go someplace crowded to individuals watch.
31. Go to a free out of doors event, perhaps a concert.
32. Lie on a blanket outside and watch the clouds or stars.
33. Go on a picnic.
34. Watch a fireworks display.
35. Be artistic and interact in sexual position plays. Be anybody you’d like to be for the night time who is also exciting on your partner.
36. Sit by the water somewhere.
37. Do a protracted strip tease for every other.
38. Have a water balloon fight.
39. Sit exterior and skim poetry to each other.
FALL
40. Go for a drive together.
41. Go window shopping.
42. Incorporate food into your love making—chocolate syrup, whipped cream, fondue, strawberries—anything you and your partner enjoy.
43. Name or write to somebody you haven’t had contact with in a while.
44. Cook something together.
45. Spend a night just talking with every other. Discuss in regards to the things you’ve gotten finished, plans you could have for the long run, essential folks in your lives or present events.
46. Take a bubble bathtub together.
47. Go to a free film or museum.
48. Take a drive and find the potential in outdated houses and their properties.
49. Create an imaginary story collectively—either orally or in written form.
50. Take turns being one another’s genie in a bottle by fulfilling your accomplice’s every want and fantasy.
51. Play in the fallen leaves.
52. Create an thrilling scavenger hunt that ends in your bed.
Now you’ve fifty two strategies for things to do together with your associate for each week of the 12 months divided by season. Definitely you don’t need to follow my suggestions. Feel free to add your personal or to repeat your favorites as typically as you’d like.
The main level is not to see how kinky you can get. The thought is to keep your relationship alive by making time collectively a priority. It is crucial that you just discover things to do as a couple that you can each enjoy. You probably have vastly totally different interests then you may enter this with the spirit of taking turns and each conform to fortunately take part in the activity chosen by the one whose flip it is that week.
So long as you make a habit of constructing your relationship a precedence and allocating time every week for rejuvenation of the emotions that attracted you within the first place, then you definately stand a great probability of staying collectively for the long haul.
Please don’t let insidious boredom enter into your relationship through the back door. This is what incessantly happens once we are busy placing other issues ahead of our time for each other. You realize what I imply—the job, the youngsters, our good friend in crisis, etc. There’ll at all times be a competing interest for the time you’ve put aside for every other.
Other than pure disasters, threat of demise or main crises, do not enable your time together to be invaded by any outdoors forces. Be sure to create opportunities for you to do things collectively with out exterior influence. With greater than 50% of as we speak’s marriages ending in divorce, make this small investment within the longevity of your relationship. You don’t have anything to lose and all the things to gain. What’s stopping you? Start today.
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EASTERN BLOC Mail Order Bride 13: NITPICKING a SEXY, SEXY, SEXY ARGUMENT (1) (International Dating)
Friction in the bedroom between Tanja, a new MAIL ORDER BRIDE, and her American husband. (Part 1) A personal (and fairly intimate) marriage DOCUMENTARY about my NEW and SEXY FOREIGN WIFE in our second month of marriage. Tanja brings up the subject of BUYER’S REMORSE in this spontaneous episode, in response to my COLD FEET regarding our brand-new LEGAL (!) marital status. My previous relationships didn’t suffer from such creative nitpicking, but I admit I’ve grown fond of Tanja’s constant, sexy banter — over time, that is..! I assume that in general, new Russian and East European wives enjoy a constant, if mild, marital friction — a cultural peculiarity American men might eventually become accustomed to … and even learn to savor. I’ve found the highly anticipated language barrier is seductively chaotic … though I’m grateful Tanja has a reasonable grasp of English, as I don’t understand her own language at ALL — I cannot even identify WHAT language it IS! As an artist, I’ve found it helpful to celebrate the profound confusion of my new marriage by filming it, rather than becoming increasingly flustered and lost in Tanja’s chaos. In effect, Tanja has become my greatest art project EVER: my LIVE MODEL … my ART … my scintillating, living, breathing, seductive, post-communist, train-wreck of a video … ARTWORK. They say life is an artist’s complicated canvas: I’ve never felt more certain of this than NOW, being newly married to Tanja, filming every (crazy-foreign) nuance that comes out of her ever-fascinating mouth. I’m slowly realizing I’m Tanja’s ART PROJECT as well — she’s a much more masterful and conniving puppeteer than I am! So … find LOVE in Eastern Europe, but EXPECT misunderstandings … when your insanely GLOBAL relationship culminates … in a confusingly quick wedding and accented, artsy honeymoon! (Meet and marry beautiful, impossibly sexy foreign mail order brides TODAY — but use CAUTION TOMORROW, when you wake up sober! American Men can all too easily meet, date and speed-wed Eastern European women on-line: check potential compatibilities FIRST before buying your wife — lest you suffer buyer’s remorse … on a CONTINENTAL SCALE!)
The INTERNATIONAL dating WORLD … in Tanja-SPEAK:
(0:24) “The FIRST month is the HONEYMOON; the SECOND month is the STORMY ARGUE — ARGUING — NITPICK — NITPICKING ..!”
(0:43) Tanja on my FLAWS … (Thank god for ARTISTIC LICENSE: as an artist, it’s ASSUMED my FLAWS are AS important as my talents..!)
(2:09) Tanja on the DIFFERENT BODY TYPES of mail order brides …
** (UNTIL OUR NEXT VIDEO UPDATE: a heartfelt THANK YOU to our PASSIONATE FANS … who’ve WATCHED us, WRITTEN us and posted COMMENTS about us! I’m afraid Tanja and I have been unable to write back on an individual basis, but PLEASE KNOW we’re both touched by your notes from Australia, the United States, Europe and the world over!) **
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EASTERN BLOC Mail Order Bride 32: TIRED, SLEEPY, SEXY ARGUMENT with WIFE (1) (International Dating)
A MODERN MARRIAGE DOCUMENTARY about a MAIL ORDER BRIDE and HER AMERICAN HUSBAND: (part 1) This bittersweet argument has somehow led to a sleep-deprived (and perhaps temporary) goodbye to Tanja, my new, ultra foreign wife, after an electrifying but rocky 3 – 4 month marriage. I deeply regret being tired and flippant while filming episodes 32 and 33, as well as my stubborn refusal to take Tanja’s anger seriously. This strained marriage is the zenith of East Meets West: an artist’s ’salary’ is hardly enough to sustain a mail order wife with high European fashion tastes– a point which I unintentionally (and starkly) illustrate in this spontaneous video! In retrospect, buying an Eastern European Wife is relatively easy … compared to the morass of complications and misunderstandings which logically follow the marriage itself! (WILD I still don’t know whether Tanja is Russian, Georgian, Ukrainian, Romanian, Baltic, Moldovan, Polish, Czech, Belarusian, Bulgarian, Croation, Serbian or Finnish — sometimes it seems she’s ALL of these nationalities, combined!) I would advise American men to meet and marry beautiful, sexy, foreign mail order brides with caution: Eastern and Western criteria for marriage (often as not) come from mutually opposing points of view. Date and wed exotic, difficult, FUN, Eastern European Women for the EXCITEMENT, but resign yourself to HUGE cultural misunderstandings that can grow exponentially by the day! I have personally found international brides speak English well during the wedding and honeymoon phase, but afterwards… even the simplest communication … becomes increasingly difficult — if not impossible! That being said, meeting a new foreign bride through the WONDERS of IMMIGRATION is truly an extraordinary experience … rivaling anything I’ve ever done artistically and/or personally! IMPORTANT ADVICE: I recommend corresponding with, then dating, several international women before committing to marry one, through the 90 day U.S. K-1 visa! Marrying a foreign fiancé / fiancee is NOT something to undertake as lightly as I have done (as this documentary unintentionally proves): the marriage should be mutually beneficial! A great sense of humor on the part of BOTH bride and groom is paramount … even if this lifeline proves to be … out of sync sometimes!
** (UNTIL OUR NEXT VIDEO UPDATE: a heartfelt THANK YOU to our PASSIONATE FANS … who’ve WATCHED us, WRITTEN us and posted COMMENTS about us! I’m afraid Tanja and I have been unable to write back on an individual basis, but PLEASE KNOW we’re both touched by your notes from Australia, the United States, Europe and the world over!) **
*** (WE’VE GREATLY APPRECIATED having our videos EMBEDDED in OTHER WEB SITES by loyal fans: THANK YOU!) ***
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One Hundred Inquiries To Ask Your Valentine
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Looking to get to know your valentine date better? Working out of things to speak to your sweetie about? First date jitters and don’t know what to speak about? Nicely, here are 100 questions that may break the ice and get a dialog going. Crucial factor is to have enjoyable! You is likely to be stunned by what you learn in regards to the different person. Don’t force anyone to answer a query they don’t need to and don’t pry deeper if they aren’t keen to talk a couple of sure subject.
1. What was your greatest job?
2. What have been your worst jobs?
3. Tell me all of the places you labored
4. Inform me about your best buddy
5. Tell me about your loved ones
6. Inform me about your kinfolk
7. What was your first automobile?
8. Favourite film star?
9. Favourite entertainer?
10. Favorite tune?
11. What were your life altering moments?
12. First girlfriend/boyfriend?
13. First kiss?
14. What’s the dumbest factor you have got ever performed?
15. Have you ever been arrested?
16. Political affiliation?
17. Have you voted for somebody you wished you hadn’t?
18. Have you ever used drugs?
19. Do you like to shop?
20. Finest solution to calm down?
21. Favorite thing to do alone?
22. Ever had a one night time stand?
23. Do you save money?
24. What hobbies to you spend money on?
25. When you found a $a hundred what would you do?
26. Do you want children/extra kids?
27. Are you a very good father or mother?
28. What makes a good father or mother?
29. Are you romantic?
30. Ever unfastened a pet?
31. Dog or cat?
32. Pets growing up?
33. Sleep in the nude?
34. Favourite midnight snack?
35. Do you exercise?
36. Did you ever see your parents making love?
37. Peanut butter and what?
38. What’s one meals you will by no means hand over?
39. What is a meals you possibly can reside with out?
40. Favourite drink?
41. Perfect day?
42. What number of cds do you own?
43. What number of dvds to you own?
44. Favorite thing to spend cash on?
45. What is the weirdest factor about you?
46. What’s in your bedside table?
47. Are you low-cost or thrifty?
48. Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time?
49. Grades in high school?
50. Favourite trainer?
51. Kinfolk in jail?
52. Toppings on pizza?
53. Black or white?
54. Glass half full or half empty?
55. Ever been to a meals shelf?
56. Ever milked a cow?
57. Ever tipped a cow?
58. Bathtub or shower?
59. Mountains or the beach?
60. Aircraft, practice or vehicle?
61. Favorite all time film?
62. Worse film you’ve gotten ever seen?
63. Best concert you could have been to?
64. Beer, wine or coffee?
65. Greatest trip?
66. Should you might retire tomorrow what would you do?
67. Worse vacation?
68. Three locations you would love to visit?
69. Worse boss?
70. If you happen to may do something what wouldn’t it be?
71. Tremendous powers you want you had?
72. Ever had a therapeutic massage?
73. Superb romantic dinner?
74. Dumbest buy you ever made?
75. The place did you find money if you have been flat broke?
76. Ever offered blood?
77. What sporting occasion/concert/leisure would you purchase tickets to regardless of value?
78. Ever hit a jackpot on a slot machine?
79. Ever gained the lottery?
80. What would you do together with your lottery winnings?
81. Are you a neat freak?
82. Can’t stand being round individuals who_________?
83. Crowds or small groups?
84. How outdated do you want to live to?
85. Loose your sight or hearing?
86. Ever had a crush on a member of the same sex?
87. Pet peeves?
88. Most annoying habit?
89. Sexiest elements of a member of the other sex?
90. Major flip offs?
91. Tattoos?
93. Piercings?
94. Plastic surgery–would you/have you ever?
95. Computer geek?
96. Trekee?
97. Play an instrument?
98. Been in a band?
99. Most embarrassing moment?
100. Nude beach sure or no
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