Posts Tagged ‘argument’
EASTERN BLOC Mail Order Bride 13: NITPICKING a SEXY, SEXY, SEXY ARGUMENT (1) (International Dating)
Friction in the bedroom between Tanja, a new MAIL ORDER BRIDE, and her American husband. (Part 1) A personal (and fairly intimate) marriage DOCUMENTARY about my NEW and SEXY FOREIGN WIFE in our second month of marriage. Tanja brings up the subject of BUYER’S REMORSE in this spontaneous episode, in response to my COLD FEET regarding our brand-new LEGAL (!) marital status. My previous relationships didn’t suffer from such creative nitpicking, but I admit I’ve grown fond of Tanja’s constant, sexy banter — over time, that is..! I assume that in general, new Russian and East European wives enjoy a constant, if mild, marital friction — a cultural peculiarity American men might eventually become accustomed to … and even learn to savor. I’ve found the highly anticipated language barrier is seductively chaotic … though I’m grateful Tanja has a reasonable grasp of English, as I don’t understand her own language at ALL — I cannot even identify WHAT language it IS! As an artist, I’ve found it helpful to celebrate the profound confusion of my new marriage by filming it, rather than becoming increasingly flustered and lost in Tanja’s chaos. In effect, Tanja has become my greatest art project EVER: my LIVE MODEL … my ART … my scintillating, living, breathing, seductive, post-communist, train-wreck of a video … ARTWORK. They say life is an artist’s complicated canvas: I’ve never felt more certain of this than NOW, being newly married to Tanja, filming every (crazy-foreign) nuance that comes out of her ever-fascinating mouth. I’m slowly realizing I’m Tanja’s ART PROJECT as well — she’s a much more masterful and conniving puppeteer than I am! So … find LOVE in Eastern Europe, but EXPECT misunderstandings … when your insanely GLOBAL relationship culminates … in a confusingly quick wedding and accented, artsy honeymoon! (Meet and marry beautiful, impossibly sexy foreign mail order brides TODAY — but use CAUTION TOMORROW, when you wake up sober! American Men can all too easily meet, date and speed-wed Eastern European women on-line: check potential compatibilities FIRST before buying your wife — lest you suffer buyer’s remorse … on a CONTINENTAL SCALE!)
The INTERNATIONAL dating WORLD … in Tanja-SPEAK:
(0:24) “The FIRST month is the HONEYMOON; the SECOND month is the STORMY ARGUE — ARGUING — NITPICK — NITPICKING ..!”
(0:43) Tanja on my FLAWS … (Thank god for ARTISTIC LICENSE: as an artist, it’s ASSUMED my FLAWS are AS important as my talents..!)
(2:09) Tanja on the DIFFERENT BODY TYPES of mail order brides …
** (UNTIL OUR NEXT VIDEO UPDATE: a heartfelt THANK YOU to our PASSIONATE FANS … who’ve WATCHED us, WRITTEN us and posted COMMENTS about us! I’m afraid Tanja and I have been unable to write back on an individual basis, but PLEASE KNOW we’re both touched by your notes from Australia, the United States, Europe and the world over!) **
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Duration : 0:10:0
EASTERN BLOC Mail Order Bride 32: TIRED, SLEEPY, SEXY ARGUMENT with WIFE (1) (International Dating)
A MODERN MARRIAGE DOCUMENTARY about a MAIL ORDER BRIDE and HER AMERICAN HUSBAND: (part 1) This bittersweet argument has somehow led to a sleep-deprived (and perhaps temporary) goodbye to Tanja, my new, ultra foreign wife, after an electrifying but rocky 3 – 4 month marriage. I deeply regret being tired and flippant while filming episodes 32 and 33, as well as my stubborn refusal to take Tanja’s anger seriously. This strained marriage is the zenith of East Meets West: an artist’s ’salary’ is hardly enough to sustain a mail order wife with high European fashion tastes– a point which I unintentionally (and starkly) illustrate in this spontaneous video! In retrospect, buying an Eastern European Wife is relatively easy … compared to the morass of complications and misunderstandings which logically follow the marriage itself! (WILD I still don’t know whether Tanja is Russian, Georgian, Ukrainian, Romanian, Baltic, Moldovan, Polish, Czech, Belarusian, Bulgarian, Croation, Serbian or Finnish — sometimes it seems she’s ALL of these nationalities, combined!) I would advise American men to meet and marry beautiful, sexy, foreign mail order brides with caution: Eastern and Western criteria for marriage (often as not) come from mutually opposing points of view. Date and wed exotic, difficult, FUN, Eastern European Women for the EXCITEMENT, but resign yourself to HUGE cultural misunderstandings that can grow exponentially by the day! I have personally found international brides speak English well during the wedding and honeymoon phase, but afterwards… even the simplest communication … becomes increasingly difficult — if not impossible! That being said, meeting a new foreign bride through the WONDERS of IMMIGRATION is truly an extraordinary experience … rivaling anything I’ve ever done artistically and/or personally! IMPORTANT ADVICE: I recommend corresponding with, then dating, several international women before committing to marry one, through the 90 day U.S. K-1 visa! Marrying a foreign fiancé / fiancee is NOT something to undertake as lightly as I have done (as this documentary unintentionally proves): the marriage should be mutually beneficial! A great sense of humor on the part of BOTH bride and groom is paramount … even if this lifeline proves to be … out of sync sometimes!
** (UNTIL OUR NEXT VIDEO UPDATE: a heartfelt THANK YOU to our PASSIONATE FANS … who’ve WATCHED us, WRITTEN us and posted COMMENTS about us! I’m afraid Tanja and I have been unable to write back on an individual basis, but PLEASE KNOW we’re both touched by your notes from Australia, the United States, Europe and the world over!) **
*** (WE’VE GREATLY APPRECIATED having our videos EMBEDDED in OTHER WEB SITES by loyal fans: THANK YOU!) ***
Duration : 0:10:0
While I was Away
During the Summer of 2007, I had the opportunity to backpack around Europe for 2 weeks. I talked about it often before I left. My girlfriend however, although great in many respects, was not the world’s greatest listener. I left on Friday June 1st. Despite even calling her to say goodbye the night before, she never realized I left. When I arrived home 2 weeks later, I had several emails from her, waiting in my inbox…
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And because this comes up so much… the songs in the video are, in order: Klint – Diamond, Mirwais – Disco Science, Wir Sind Helden – Guten Tag
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